2/21/2024 0 Comments Mr hyde flavors![]() ![]() And I use them to aim my foot into people's heads when they piss me off. Jeff wrote: "Thank you, Karly!! There's nothing more off-putting than a well-turned hairy ankle."īecause I don't and my well-turned hairy ankles are both dainty and warm. Right? Isn't that what those flavors do? I think so. The white chocolate almond would turn him into an older woman who lives in a high-rise apartment with her yappy dogs, and tangerine mango would turn him into a six-year-old. ![]() I would think Jeckyll would drink the salted caramel and turn into a sorority girl. What about them would turn a mild-mannered doctor into a raving lunatic? Why not just coffee flavored? Or bacon flavored? Because those flavors seem to turn everyone into lunatics. Any longer and Stevenson’s leaden prose style would have transformed me into grumpy, whiney, sleepy reader. Jekyll and Sister Hyde, the movie poster warned: “The sexual transformation of a man into a woman will actually take place before your very eyes!” “Acting! Brilliant! Thank you!”ġ0)Ět around one hundred pages, this book (novella?) was the perfect length. Hyde, Costello, playing Tubby, is transformed into a big mouse. Note to self: make Evil me smarter and even more cunning.ĩ) Some adaptations over the years: In Abbot and Costello Meet Dr. (I would have “worked” my way through the entire brothel, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!) Stage musical, no!ħ) Possible Hyde potion flavors: Salted Caramel, Lime Mint, White Chocolate Almond, Tangerine MangoĨ)Ğvil housekeeper-good, evil hideout attached to regular pad-just stupid. Sorry, he would be more Dean Martin-esque, a la “The Nutty Professor.Ĥ) How in need Victorian England was for body waxing and/or Nair.ĥ)Ěs long as my evil twin was a different size - stretchy spandex material for those embarrassing and untimely changes.Ħ) This has no business being a musical. Who the hell hangs out with lawyers?ģ) My evil Hyde would not be a top hat wearing, monkey-like Juggernaut. Really? Who knows how Hyde indulged himself? Hookers? Pirating? Running an orphan sweat shop? Booze? Opium? Ripping the “Do Not Remove under Penalty of Law” labels from mattresses?Ģ) Never have a nosy lawyer as a best friend. Hyde?ġ) Some things are better left unsaid.
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